Breaking up and Breaking Out!!!!!!!


Speaking with my close friend A, this morning, I discovered that he is going through a break-up. Sorry A. What a dreadful time that can be. A time where it is rare that both parties are going through the same emotions. The 'breakee' is usually looking for answers whereas the 'breaker', (although possibly battling with their decision), is still likely to be getting a decent night's sleep.

Of course I have been in both situations.

It's so hard to get it right isn't it? To find someone who not only makes you weak at the knees, yet understands you, knows what 'makes you tick' and is your closest friend and confidant. So many ingredients. So few good cooks.

But, enough with the melancholy....... that's just for wimps!!!!



Breaking up is hard to do...especially when you share the same major!
written by ADAM LASNIK

PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his
Mother.
SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
RELIGION: Each prays for reconcilliation and/or curses God
ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying
to dig it up.
THEATRE: "OH MY GOD! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"
PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must
come down.
JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called
an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"
BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much money
together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.
ITALIAN: "Mama Mia!"
HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the
other party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each
other.
ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway."
ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.
ENGLISH: Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with
introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesn't
really say anything substantively intelligible.
EDUCATION: Both concede that the relationship was a learning experience.
COMPUTING: "Man, this bytes -- we just couldn't interface" and/or
"His hard drive was more like a floppy."
E. ENGINEER.: "It's just so shocking... I'm sure there are positives and
negatives, but..." [okay, yes, I know you're groaning ;-)]
ARCHITECTURE: "There just wasn't much to build on anyway..."
JEWISH STUDIES: "OY! You should feel so guilty!"
PHILOSOPHY: If 2 people break up in a dorm and there's no one to witness
the breakup, are they really single?
ZOOLOGY: They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked
sophisticated communication skills.
PHYS. ED.: They punch each other out in frustration.
CHEMISTRY: They turn to hard drugs to relieve the pain.
COUNSELING: Each urges the other to "get help!"
MUSIC: Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in Tennessee, a country
song) to express his or her sorrow.
LAW: They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.

Enough said! Cheer up A....and when I'm out there again (hopefully not too far away), we will have a beer and 'dis' him till our hearts content!!!!